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I did it.

June 21st, 2009 · 1 Comment

I signed up for WW Online last night. I will begin tomorrow morning.

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Tags: exercise · new lows in fattitude · off the wagon

Totally unrelated

June 20th, 2009 · No Comments

Signing up for Weight Watchers online tonight, so I apologize for the abundance of food and weight related posts that are sure to be coming.
I’ve never done the online version, which should come as a suprised since I’ve tried every other diet known to man, but I like the program so we’ll see…
The joining of […]

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Tags: half-assed mommy · new lows in fattitude · off the wagon

It’s God. He wants you to get off your butt.

March 24th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Remember that scene in Dead Poet’s Society, where the kid gets a “call from God” and God wants girls in school? I got a call from God today, so to speak, in the form of a doctors visit where I was informed that I’ve gained *cough* a lot *cough* since I saw him last. That’s […]

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Bathing suits, weddings, barbeques, oh MY!

March 19th, 2009 · 5 Comments

I got an invitation in the mail yesterday for a May wedding of a dear childhood friend. I’m thrilled beyond words to be invited to the special event, which will surely be attended by many of the kids and parents I grew up with but don’t see very often. It will be like a family […]

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Signs, signs, everywhere signs…

March 6th, 2009 · No Comments

Lane Bryant ( the store) just called me to chat about their upcoming sale and how I might want to come by and buy a pair of Spanx. Seems a lot like that time Richard Simmons called me and judged what I ate for breakfast. Think God is trying to send me a message? Stop […]

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Tags: don't be all judgey · exercise · off the wagon

Fat Tuesday

February 25th, 2009 · 3 Comments

Can we call it “fluffy Tuesday” or “pudgy Tuesday” instead? How about “gained a little lately because you got to far off the wagon Tuesday?”  Fat Tuesday seems so harsh…

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Tags: don't be all judgey · off the wagon · status update

I expect this kind of crap from Wal-Mart.

February 4th, 2009 · 2 Comments

I got home from Harris Teeter ( a nice, respectable grocery store despite the stupid name) and unloaded my groceries to find that the bag girl put my Vick’s menthol-scented Puffs in the bag next to a thinly packaged coconut cake. Lovely. I’ll be thinking of her tonight when I eat it despite the cake’s […]

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If life is less stressful…

January 30th, 2009 · 1 Comment

I guess I should stop eating like I’m stressed? Goodbye, Pepperidge Farm Coconut Cake. Hello, sensible snacks…

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Tags: Grateful · food find · off the wagon

Note To Self

August 25th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Don’t make anymore cookies. No more. Be honest. They aren’t for the kids, they are for you! And by the way, get off your butt and go to the Y.
(I’m working out tomorrow. Who’s with me? Time to get moving!)

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