1. My oldest is a total carnivore. Her favorite food, at 6 yrs old, is sausage. Today, we drove past Hardee’s and she saw a sign advertising a double sausage breakfast biscuit. “DOUBLE SAUSAGE. DOUBLE SAUSAGE. Did you SEE that, Mama!!” I’ve never heard her so excited.

2. I stepped on glass the other night. That’s not the funny part. The funny part comes about 30 minutes later when the husband was trying to get the glass out of my foot. He was unsuccessful with the tweezers. ( I know, I know. It’s not pleasant to even think about.) He headed upstairs for a few minutes to “get something else.” A few seconds later, I hear my girls screaming. “He’s got a needle, Mom! He’s going to stick a needle in your foot!” It was hilarious and sweet. They were really, really worried. He finally came back downstairs with my entire sewing kit, sat it on the table next to me, and ( I swear) practically rubbed his hands together and cackled as he opened it up to find something he could use to help him get the glass out.

We went to Urgent Care not long after that.