My oldest daughter’s first grade class presented Power Point presentations today. ( I know, Power Point in elementary school? Odd and awesome, all at once.)
They answered questions in their power point such as “My mom…” and “My dad…”, “I love…” and “In the future I want to…” My favorites from Katherine’s presentation were “I don’t like… milk, and bowtie pasta.” Bowtie pasta? That’s random. And “In the future I want to…be rich, be a doctor, and read the Bible.” Too sweet.
Some of the other kids had some real winners, though. Here are a few of my faves.
“My mom loves to nap. My mom has two jobs. My dad…plays golf.” Ouch.
“My sister is sweet. We have different dads.”
“In the future I want to have a white van with six seats. I want a cat. I want to live ALONE.”